Oct 15, 2012

Top 6 Tips From The Cheap Senior Citizen

Guest Writer:  The Cheap Sr. Citizen
My next, brightest, newest, brainiest, helpfulest, money savings......................

Free advice is usually worth ju$t what you paid for it. In $pite of that, I am going to pu$h on and give you oodle$ of free advice.
Pick and choose which ones you opt to believe and/or apply to your life to make it ever-so-wonderful.

  • I say: forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
  • Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
  • The cardiologists' diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
And last, but never least:

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. 

...and one more thing......
uh, I'll get back to you when I remember it.
The Cheap Senior Citizen is a Guest Writer who occasionally shares helpful hints she has learned through her experience.


1 comment:

Midge said...

Love these!