If only it were metal---sort of a super sized tin can. Driftwood/Jim would have such fun smushing it flat! [see previous post] But it's plastic, and you can't smush a plastic can. They bounce right back!

I suppose we could buy a super sized garbage bag and stuff it in there for the trash guys. We could borrow Paul's sawzall and cut it into interesting strips and throw it in with the regular trash.

Any better suggestions, anyone?